rottenfaery:

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

(via humorstar)

partlysmith:

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best

(via seedy)

bodyglitter:

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

(via succeeding)

jeoff:

letshearitforthisclown:

sixpenceee:

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

this got 100k? jesus

this is so woke no wonder

(via joshpeck)

aceofintroversion:

fluffyflareon:

ayellowbirds:

hoediac:

the-monochrome-jester:

glitterysquidily:

canidteeth:

waywardfangir1:

iwillregretthistommorrow:

pickled-watermelons:

cyanbabe:

sharky-sharks:

Why do you like sharks?

he walk

Originally posted by pukakke

He cronch

Originally posted by darkandlonelywaters

He roll

Originally posted by sharkart-q-n-a

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

Originally posted by viejospellejos

He gets tummy rubs

Originally posted by huffpost

He get nose rub

Originally posted by viejospellejos

He beauty

Originally posted by ijustlovesharks

He dance

Originally posted by actualjackzimmermann

She do a triple Lutz

He slorp

Originally posted by anoceanloverworld

This post is blessed

(via hand)